None of the co-creators would give specific details as to what would be filmed; however, the all asserted that there is indeed a script "of sorts," and no time would be wasted scrambling around trying to pin down a plot.
Mr. Paquin had this to add. "Judging from my previous collaboration with Jacob Cote on "Nick: A Talkie", everything should go smoothly. That is, if the food problem was addressed. There damn better be a baker's dozen raw t-bone steaks available for my babies."
Mr. Paquin is, of course, referring to his two pet hyenas named The Joker and The Two-Face, which are with him on all film related business.
Jacob Cote responded to Mr. Paquin's demands for thirteen raw t-bone steaks by directing him to "speak to Mr. Carl Weathers about getting himself a stew going from craft service."
Carl Weathers was unavailable for comment.
Mr. Jacob Cote spoke with us further, informing us that those working on Rachel's Graduation Gift on location on October fourth would be Mr. Paquin, Nicholas Cote, and himself. He clarified this saying, "but mostly Mr. Paquin and I, to be honest." Mr. Jacob Cote did not care to speak about or even acknowledge Carl Weathers' involvement.
However, there may be one other individual joining Rachel's Graduation Gift film crew. Recent rumors indicate that Nicholas Cote has spoke with Tom Hanks, seeking acting and general film making advice. Mr. Paquin appeared to indirectly confirm the rumors saying, "It's the dumbest idea. That mongrel idiot." It was unclear whether Mr. Paquin was characterizing Tom Hanks or Nicholas Cote as a "mongrel idiot," and he refused to comment further on the topic.
Mr. Jacob Cote responded to the the rumors, pointing out that his "legal colleagues inform [him] that Mr. Tom Hanks has a restraining order against Nicholas." He then put on his lawyer cap saying, "My legal advice for Nicholas would be to obey the order." Of course, Mr. Jacob Cote has only just begun his third year of law school, making him unqualified to give legal advice.
Tom Hanks could not be reached for comment.
Additionally, we asked Mr. Jacob Cote what accommodations the production had made for the crew members arriving in Alexandria, Virginia and Washington, D.C. in the coming week. He was somewhat confused.
"You mean Mr. Paquin? After this summer's grand rooming experiment, I told him that he was no longer allowed to sleep in my apartment. He should make alternate arrangements."Mr. Jacob Cote is referring to this past summer when he, his brother, Nicholas Cote, and Mr. Paquin lived in the same apartment. Mr. Jacob Cote gave unqualified and unrequested legal advice to the D.C. District Attorney's Office, Nicholas Cote spoke daily with Christopher Nolan - director of The Dark Knight - and searched for himself to prepare for a screenplay he would eventually like to start, and Mr. Paquin lobbied heavily for Big Tobacco, Big Alcohol, Big Guns, and Big Animals. Mr. Paquin asserts that the apartment "was a luxurious penthouse." Mr. Jacob Cote only laughed at the statement.
When it was revealed to Mr. Paquin that he would have to make his own arrangements, and that the production would not cover any of his expenses he simply said, "Bastards."
Nicholas Cote was unavailable for comment.
More news related to Rachel's Graduation Gift will follow in the coming days. A report on the first date of substantial filming will be posted in the days after October fourth.
2 comments:
The filming schedule seems realistic.
Mr. Paquin's pets scare me, as does his description of the 1 bedroom apartment, which was so cluttered it was hard to walk through, as luxurious.
I get the feeling that Mr. Paquin and Mr. Jacob Cote think that Mr. Nich Cote is niot working as hard as they. May I remind them that Mr. Nick Cote actually WORKS FOR A LIVING and does not have the 3 hour days or 3 1/2 day weeks that the others have.
I look forward to the film.
Who is Carl Weathers? Was he in Rocky?
Pardon the typos in the previous comment...
Sue
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